• boy:

    my cock is hard and throbbing

  • me:

    35 million pounds of candy corn are made each year

(Source: nonsentient, via brititsh)

Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
Tyrion Lannister (via guy)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

her-guardian-angel:

Threat is eminent, and I have to protect the one thing that I can’t live without.

(via timelored)

  • Me:

    *in public wearing "free him" shirt*

  • people:

    free who

  • me:

    him

  • people:

    who's him

  • me:

    him

I do admit that I’ve never been one to fit in easily to any given pattern. It’s not my choice. It’s just the way I am. So if the characters I wind up playing are all a bit different, it must be because that’s the way I like it. Anna Kendrick is different and she’s going to stay that way.

(Source: lmnpnch, via hangofthursdays)

When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99% of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.

Buffy Summers + you didn’t even try at all

(Source: lisathevampireslayer)

(via reenx3)

foodchewer:

i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.

(via ezriela)

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got s4 challenge: [day 2] favourite scene → sansa building winterfell in the snow

She could feel the snow on her lashes, taste it on her lips. It was the taste of Winterfell. The taste of innocence. The taste of dreams.

(via timelored)

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

(via hootowlforlife)

It's a blog. I have a blog now. Blogs are cool.